June 10, 2014

This morning I was sitting in front of the shop. I was waiting for everyone to get motivated and I was looking east through the wispy effervescence of my coffee. The coffee here is incredible. It is strong and dark, like Michael’s girlfriends. The aroma fills the shop from the very second you crush the beans and a single cup will colour any cup. I find that it tastes the best when you are casually watching the sun rise. The mornings here have been filled with fog and I really enjoy watching the sun burn through the wandering mist. The fog will linger under the naked grape vines and wrap around every orange tree. In the shade it will persist until the full weight of the sun fills the sky. As I sat on the shop stool, the stinky shop cat casually meandering through my feet, I listened to three murder birds singing a melodic chorus.  I wont bother trying to explain their song, but it is unlike anything I have ever heard. Each bird sang a different part but they blended seamlessly and I assure you dear reader that they practice a lot. As I sat there, watching the sun, drinking the coffee, petting the cat and listening to the birds, I realized just how lucky I am. There are going to be many things and infinite places in this world that I will never get to see. At least I was able to enjoy this morning and hopefully many, more like it. I haven't felt this sure of myself and my situation in a very long time. It feels good.  

Last night was Michael’s birthday. So his wife, Mabel, very efficiently organized a party. After a full day of chasing lambs, I was thankfully able to prepare some pasta with a cheese sauce. My little brew received the Italian seal of approval. The bosses wife was also impressed and she is old school Italian. I am in a little slice of Italy and it is wonderful.  Michael spent the majority of the night vigorously attending the grill and we feasted on an assortment of lamb, pork and beef. The frenchmen decided to wrestle beside the fire. The German girl got bombed, the German man told us about his Russian relic of a car. Out of the blue, “Someone Like You” came across the radio and suddenly there was one Italian, one Canadian, two Australians and one Frenchmen all singing along.  The frenchmen will soon be leaving our happy little commune and that will certainly be an adjustment.  They bring a certain type of energy that cannot be duplicated.  I suspect that the quiet will be quite unsettling. However, the destructive mess they leave in the kitchen will not be missed. It was a fun and eventful bonding evening. I was lucky enough to meet some other Australians with which I was able to discuss agriculture and the challenges faced by producers on the red continent. Their struggles are eerily similar to North American ones.

June 18, 2014

My apologizes for the length between posts but life is funny like that. Hopefully the little teasers were able to tide you over until now. My life has been filled with sheep. Sorting sheep. Chasing sheep. Tagging sheep. Feeding sheep. Eating sheep. Swearing at and threatening sheep. It’s incredible what a small group of dedicated individuals, armed with long sheep beating sticks, can accomplish. I will be very happy to finish the sheep work. Hopefully the end is in sight but after 2000 ewes and almost double that in lambs I am beat. Grapes are right around the corner. The equipment is almost ready. The only things left to do are some minor tuning and adjustment of the saws. I recently talked to one of the farm owners and hopefully I will be able to take and train one of the Italians. The Italian I hope to work with has raced karts and formula one cars so I think he will be able to handle a tractor. He is quite the card. Michael and I have been doing a lot of work together and he is very talented.

Thus far our greatest accomplishment has also lead to our greatest source of discontent. Two or three days ago him and I corralled and detained a large spider. I shit you not, that thing was twice the size of a fat Canadian mouse. The group elected to name him “Mr. Tickles”.  Michael spotted the spider casually marching along behind the couch in the tv room. So I naturally grabbed a tupperware container and screamed in a high pitch manner in order to distract and confuse the beast. Mr. Tickles was very happy in his tupperware prison and I always checked the seal before I left for work. Neither Michael and I are fans of the myriad of spiders you can find here. So you can imagine our shock and surprise when we returned from the shearing shed to find that Mr Tickles had disappeared. After a frantic search it was decided that we would first kill Mr. Tickles then kill whomever and whoever released him. We never found Mr Tickles. So now, somewhere out in the wilds of Australia there is a spider. A spider I captured in tupperware box. A spider that has seen my face and knows its jailors name. If you will kindly excuse me I am going to go shave my beard and dye my hair.  Until next time.

Take it easy.